Time flys when... well all the time....

Another day another llama...

Some new stuff from yours truly (as I have taken to publishing things online...)

Silence (Poetry)
http://socialdysfunction.deviantart.com/art/Silence-88188996

Torn Roses (Poetry)
http://socialdysfunction.deviantart.com/art/Torn-Roses-88187593

Hoora!

well first, I have not idea how to spell sound words (or an onomatopoeia to those who know what that means)

today, SnailBoy took agreat step toward famous-dom and has moved to DeviantArt.
thats right, I am now a fully fleged DevHead.

if your interested, you can find me here:
SocialDysfunction.Deviantart.com

Thankyou

Fast Life, Fast Bikes

So I was looking through this bike mag in a newsagentsy when I hear "Nathan! OGM *gush*gush* How are you? *gush*gush* ect...

Turns out a girl I once knew was back in town... lucky me.
not that I didnt mind her but she was one of those people you talked to but didnt accually hang with?

Anyway, she was cool once she slowed down, we met up with some other people, had a beer.
How the old times catch up with you no matter how fast you run?

He Hath Hatched!!!

Behold beautiful veiwers, the most magnificent creature ever created!

Bow to your new master SnailBoy! partner in crime, rescuing bugs alover the garden!

BTW I wouldnt piss him off....

Why Im Single?

From Australian News:

Australia's obesity crisis has forced health officials to revamp their fleet of ambulances to cope with a sharp rise in overweight patients.

Super-sized vehicles have been introduced and new air ambulances will be remodelled to carry heavier people.

Studies estimate that 67% of Australian men and over half of all women aged over 25 are overweight or obese. So many Australians are now bulging at the waistline that ambulances are being equipped with heavy-duty stretchers. These are capable of carrying patients weighing up to 220kg (34 st 9 lbs).

In the country's most populous state, New South Wales, officials have said that more super-sized ambulances may well be needed to cope with this health crisis. Special vehicles with over-sized wheelchairs and a hydraulic tailgate were introduced a few years ago to transport larger people.

I googled it

10 reasons I love Google

http://www.seomegacorp.com/blog/2007/top-15-weird-pictures/

well accually, 15...
Or one link...

Forgiven not Forgotten

So I visited my family last weekend, what hell it was!
Really, what was I thinking?
Mum fussed (as she does), Little sister was all gushy (is that even a word?) and wanted to do stuff.
As much as I love those two, seriously you would be mistaken for thinking I had gone off to war or something.
Still, we had a bake dinner for lunch, which is my favourite, & watched a movie.
Mum showed me little sisters birthday present (26th Feb - the big 18!) and sister blabbed about her boyfriend.

really boring stuff.
Glad your not me eh?

Barry, I told you to eat all your cat!!!

The cat (who I have so lovingly named Cat) decided sleeping in the kitchen sink on the dirty dishes was a nice thing to do.

It soon thought otherwise.

While this is not my cat(s), I hope they recived the same treatment...

Ah yes, and an old lady at work today was so hard to undersand, I had to leave the room.

Please, if you are going to come to Australia, learn English.

The One and Only

so, now Im out here, on the "world wide web" (sounds scary eh?) I thought I might tell you about myself,

My name is Nate, I live in Australia.
Im studying General Media through collage.
I work in a take away shop every other day.
I live in an apartment with 2 chicks and a guy (and a cat)
I have a garden of Cacti. They have names.
I also collect shark eggs, leaves and garden gnomes.
Friends say Im strange, I dont like to go down to the pup and I dont get pissed for the hell of it.
I want to learn Bass Guitar but dont have the time or money,
I write (deeps stuff man) and scribble comics in my spare time.
And no, I have never worn ladies underwear, pink or otherwise.

In a land far far away...

for a while, I had been thinking of starting a blog, although, at first, I thought no one would read it my mind soon changed when I got a laptop.
suddenly i could write when ever I wanted, thus a blog was born.

so happy birthday mate!
pour your freak'n heart out!

xNateManx